Miss USA Tara Conner is on the verge of losing her crown after testing positive for cocaine, lustily kissing Miss Teen USA in public and sneaking men into their Trump Place apartment, sources tell the Daily News. Full Story »
Posted by David Patterson
Urgent! Urgent! Too bad the center of attraction was not available for comment; nor is any historical perspective provided on how previous title-holders may have thrown their caps over the windmill, as the Dutch say when somebody goes on a tear. If you came from a very small town as Tara does (the name rather makes you wonder about the genes she inherited), you'd sympathize instead of sneering. One wonders what lesser stories were shoved aside to make room for this one. Yippee-tie-one-on!
