Okay, maybe I thought it was funny because I passed all but a few of the 18. I even liked the comments. But I do, in fact, use my hammer for nails--though am frequently tempted to use it for the purpose Morford suggests. And could somebody tell me what a strap-on is?

Before reviewing this article, I had to dry my eyes. Not only did I pass all eighteen with A+ flying colors, evidently I somehow missed the one about flogging crass, illiterate peasants, and the one about tuning out the symphony to pop a can of smelly beer, snarfing down fistfuls of cheetos, putting my bare feet up on the crate doubling as a coffee table, turning on the B/W TV with its coat hanger antenna. and watching men in tight costumes chase a funny shaped ball while trying to kill each other

Pure liberal rant. I loved it - your mileage may vary.

Kind of funny, kind of self-congratulatory, and all increasing the disrespect between the kids who went off to college and the city and the ones who didn't. Yeah, Republicans are calling us elitist and they mean elite and they're wrong to say elite like it's a bad thing (America could use a shot of elite right about now). But turning around and painting wide swathes of Americans as morons is not going to win any votes for well-educated, elite Whole Foods shoppers like Barack Obama. I'm not saying we should congratulate the proudly ignorant like Dubya and Palin. But we should show basic respect to good people who haven't been to Whole Foods. You'd have to be an idiot to pay those prices.

Very, very entertaining... but it isn't news.