The author suggests that the U.S. government should establish a huge and most likely unworkable bureaucracy to register, process, and "punish" Mexican immigrant workers while sealing the border, deporting all unregistered and/or unemployed illegal immigrants, and strictly regulating (somehow) registered immigrants' freedom of movement within the U.S.

While mostly an entertaining op-ed piece, the article does point out something I've been noticing for a while...even many Republicans are disgusted with George W.